Ineptitude + Chemicals = Fun

Hahaha... you need Nitromirglyceronium to stop goblins from destroying a forest?! I don't care if you know Gaxim or not... I'll give you the stuff just to see you or them explode into itty bitty pieces. There's a problem though: I'm all out. But I'll tell you what, you bring me the correct potions, and I'll make some up for you right away. The least you can do is prove you've got some skill as an alchemist before I just give you a sample of my greatest creation.

This'll do nicely. If I didn't know better, stranger, I'd say you knew somethin' about alchemy. Good, good... the world's not all about swords and sorcery, you know?

Here you go, stranger. Take heed with it though... it's volatile stuff. If you're really a friend of Gaxim's, then tell him I say hello. If you're not, then have fun blowin' yerself up.

Your task has been done flawlessly, <name>. NG-5 is the unequivocal component in the recipe to ignite the wagons of dynamite. What? Yes, dynamite... wagons of it. It's the perfect distraction, I tell you... just wait and see.