Do Not Sip the Sour

Attention all staff!

We’ve received distasteful reports that employees are daring each other to ingest the sour semi-liquid that has collected in pools around the garden as a known result of our heavily vetted research protocols.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISCOURAGED.

Any employee suspected of either sipping, slurping, or daring to sip/slurp will receive an immediate time out and will be required to attend a seminar on proper quaffing etiquette.

- Management