Clean your darn bunk!

Please people, take your personal belongings back to your desk after using the nap room. I don't care if you work all the way up the fifth floor.

This is a top secret facility. We do not have top secret janitorial staff.

Nobody wants to spend half their afternoon break cleaning up empty coffee mugs, sweaty blankets, or dirty socks out of the bunk before they can lie down for a minute.

Some of us have young children. WE. ARE. TIRED.

Respectfully,

ID 867 - Engineering Team