Meeting Minutes

Creature Taming Proposal Review
Network Center Strike Team

PRESENT
Employee IDs 141, 884, 426, 112

ABSENT
Employee ID 189 (Sick Leave)


ID 426: So... Operation Traffic Light was a bust. Think, people! If we keep messing up, we'll never solve this before the other strike teams. I'm not letting 427 figure this out first.

ID 884: Perhaps we should not assume insects can only perceive fast-moving objects?

ID 141: But, the data doesn't lie! All our research shows insects see things at a different speed than mammals. It's settled science.

ID 884: Evidently this is not consistent across the spatial displacement spectrum, judging by our colleague's emergency visit to the hospital.

ID 426: What did you tell the EMT by the way?

ID 112: Tiger attack.

ID 426: Wow.