Confused Note

Hey, we haven't met but I'm ID 993. I just started this week. I think we share the same desk. Except I'm day shift.

Look, I don't know anyone here yet but I thought since, you know, same chair. We're practically friends already!

And since we're friends, you can tell me directly and honestly... what is up with all the biological waste going in and out of the science division? What do they need toenails for? I can't make heads or tails of those shipping manifestos.

Help a buddy out, yeah?