Storage Instructions

Good morning, 418!

I won’t be there to supervise our inbound shipment after all, so please make sure that the infusions we’re getting from the candy processing facility are stored properly in SEALED containers.

Remember: this stuff may taste fantastic, but it also has properties that defy the laws of physics. Absolutely never attempt to sip the sour (management should send a memo)!

The processing team showed me what it does to a blocked drainpipe. You do not want it inside of you, believe me. You won’t gain superpowers. You’ll melt your insides.

Anyhow, let’s be very careful with the way we handle these volatile substances. If they help us accelerate tissue growth on those test mutators, it’ll be one step in the right direction.

We may want to put in a request for a sturdier test subject enclosure. What do you think?